we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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