we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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