She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
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If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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