Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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