Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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