But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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