omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I still have a little drunk in my system
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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