I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
No stitches, just platelets and will power
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I want a musical about memes.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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