O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I don't deserve a penis
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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