YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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