He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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