if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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