this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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