I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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