Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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