All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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