i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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