Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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