Your mouth is God's brothel.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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