you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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