:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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