I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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