The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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