The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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