Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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