I'm lost and stupid without you.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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