my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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