Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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