There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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