S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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