I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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