i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I am full of burrito and curiosity
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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