sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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