So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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