Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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