Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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