then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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