I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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