As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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