just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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