Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Oh god it's open bar.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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