He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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