I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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