Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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