I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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