I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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