So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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