Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (301): Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere http://tfl.nu/ptau
  Replies (4) Good night (1572) Bad night (569)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations. http://tfl.nu/j5w5
  Replies (48) Good night (4880) Bad night (1884)
• Favorite

  (540): View more from Virginia

  she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (540): she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated. http://tfl.nu/qt45
  Replies (32) Good night (848) Bad night (9066)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): At this point I just want to meet a man with a job. http://tfl.nu/97ts
  Replies (13) Good night (1819) Bad night (1592)
• Favorite

  (949): View more from California

  He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (949): He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love. http://tfl.nu/d65z
  Replies (18) Good night (3085) Bad night (1121)
• Favorite

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (262): You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery. http://tfl.nu/1z8w
  Replies (2) Good night (1893) Bad night (554)
• Favorite

  (812): View more from Indiana

  Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (812): Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk. http://tfl.nu/ok5q
  Replies (9) Good night (1275) Bad night (2309)
• Favorite

  (802): View more from Vermont

  I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (802): I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place. http://tfl.nu/5u6t
  Replies (2) Good night (1077) Bad night (577)
• Favorite

  (406): View more from Montana

  Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (406): Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues. http://tfl.nu/jvdq
  Replies (7) Good night (758) Bad night (1395)
• Favorite

  (450): View more from Quebec

  I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (450): I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement http://tfl.nu/63m9
  Replies (1) Good night (766) Bad night (496)
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon. http://tfl.nu/vwke
  Replies (13) Good night (1849) Bad night (567)
• Favorite

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (484): We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town. http://tfl.nu/27ii
  Replies (23) Good night (2122) Bad night (768)
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that http://tfl.nu/7hy2
  Replies (1) Good night (661) Bad night (454)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship

  (1-503): View more from Oregon

  A tequila worm?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship (1-503): A tequila worm? http://tfl.nu/a648
  Replies (3) Good night (592) Bad night (321)
• Favorite

  (906): View more from Michigan

  I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (906): I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory. http://tfl.nu/wuwz
  Replies (0) Good night (450) Bad night (208)

Randomize