how can u be prego again
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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