i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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