One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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