you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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