You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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