We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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