margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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