I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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