What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
The ass gains better be worth it
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