yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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