sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
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I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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