I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Semen is not good for contacts.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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