So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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